For today, I have a joke that I thought was hilarious...
Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opportunity
A man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more -
'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies -
'Oh yes here it is: The job requires you to prepare female patients for gynecological exam. You may be required to assist the patient out of her underwear, help her onto the table. If it is required, you may be instructed to gently wash, carefully shave, and then apply soothing oils to her genitals. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here.'
'Oh why, is that where the job is at?'
'No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'
Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opportunity
A man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more -
'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies -
'Oh yes here it is: The job requires you to prepare female patients for gynecological exam. You may be required to assist the patient out of her underwear, help her onto the table. If it is required, you may be instructed to gently wash, carefully shave, and then apply soothing oils to her genitals. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here.'
'Oh why, is that where the job is at?'
'No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'
